Multi fandom blog with all sorts of other randomness.
I resent brown men so much because they’re constantly being encouraged to be useless n lazy pieces of shit by their mothers while brown women excel in academics and take care of the entire family only to be criticized for insignificant things
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
Quick and simple lifehacks.
He looks like he wants to bend her over the goddamn car
He went camping with Perald’s friends and brother. Even if I think Jonnie is really a friend of him despite the fake relationship with her sister I give up on this dumbass.
He should’ve gone to Louis’s mum’s wedding instead.
(Tries not to swear)